Try this out. Create a new text file and open it in Notepad. Type Bush hid his farts then save the file and close it. Reopen the file and see what happens.
Why does this occur? Obviously its because the whereabouts of George W. Bush’s farts have been classified for national security reasons. Notepad.exe has been a safe haven for terrorist activities for years and Microsoft finally gave into government requests to lock it down so it can’t be used for evil purposes.
I have no qualms against securing our country but Bush is an elected official and I believe that all of his gaseous emissions should be public knowledge. Our tax dollars pay for the food that creates those farts and, damn it, we have the right to know about them.
When Bush is overseas all of his bowel movements are kept sealed on Air Force One to keep foreign intelligence officers from collecting samples of it. I say let them have it. We get enough of Bush’s shit everyday in the news and I think the rest of the world should have to suffer from it too.