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jesus is a douchebag

Posted by Ian, filed under Atheism. Date: February 11, 2008, 1:22 am | 16 Comments »

  • Chantal

    Actually, that is completely inaccurate. You know what’s really douchebagish? Bashing a religion you don’t even understand well enough TO bash.

    PS: Your photoshop skills = t3h l4m3. Dude, what, did you just install the thing?

  • Saty

    Aw, is the poor defensive Christian upset? Why doesn’t he go and cry to His Heavenly father to make everything better? Oh…that’s right. Because Jesus hasn’t done shit for our world, and will never. Why…? Oh…He doesn’t exist? Well, why is our Christian here crying in His defense then? Emo? Not quite…Oh, that’s right. Because *they’re* a total fucking douche bag.

  • matt

    ok number one, jesus did exist its a silly religion , but hey at least it isnt scientology

  • Your name here

    Hmm.. there is no definitive proof that Jeebus ever existed. I agree that Christianity is a silly religion, but better than Scientology? Hardly.

  • Darjeed

    Lets just settle with the well known fact that religion is damaging lives, abusive to children, detrimental to our advancement as a society, it makes stupid people do stupid things it’s the only thing that can make good people do evil things. Scientology is just as bad as Christianity and Christians are just as bad as Catholics and Mormons. religion is religion and religion is evl

  • Flonkbob

    Hey, Chantel…I DO know the religion well enough to criticize it. I was a deacon in a fundaMENTAList church. And he’s right on, regardless of his ‘shop skills.

    Following a being who would torture his creatures forever for HIS mistakes is the right thing to do. For douchebags.

  • http://calymos.deviantart.com Calymos

    At everyone saying that he’s right, he’s not. I’m an atheist, as far as all of it is concerned, but I happen to enjoy a good book, and if you’ll look at records of the supposed “Jesus” teaching people, look at the Sermon on the Mount.

    Clear contradiction, non?

    Seriously, as far as I can tell, Jesus was a decent guy, if he existed.

    It’s the people that follow him that are useless.

  • Mario

    I think Christianity and all religions are complete BS…but this statement is just a terrible attempt at logic.

  • Carlos

    meh…all religions are meant to control people. and yeah jesus is a douchebag.
    haha upset christians make me laugh :D

  • Hizzoner

    I will pray for your souls. JESUS WILL CAST YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!!

    BURN FOREVER BLASPHEMER!!!!!

  • Oleenic

    While I think a majority of the comments on this page are both silly and sad, as a christian, i believe we have freewill to believe and do as we will.

    And if comment number 10 is suppose to be serious, they are not very christian like. Or they are the stereotype personified. That is the saddest comment on the whole page and you should be ashamed. geez no wonder so many people think religion is stupid. You just point out how bad others are and make a hypocrite of yourself.

    How will YOU praying for THEIR souls help them?

  • http://aa lol

    To those who say that it isnt true, it really is.

    You can be the worst person in the world, and aslong as you ‘ask jesus to forgive you’
    and ‘believe he died for your sins’

    you are forgiven and granted passage to heaven.

    Ask your pastor about good ol’e charlie manson, he’s up there :]

  • http://www.iansbrain.com Ian

    Charles Manson is still alive and in jail.

  • drew

    Bertrand Russell made the same point over 80 years ago. He managed to be a little more civil about it though.

    You’re probably not going to change anyone’s mind by calling Jesus a douchebag.

  • mark

    I love the 21st century apologetics!

    matt Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 1:17 am

    ok number one, jesus did exist its a silly religion , but hey at least it isnt scientology

  • Chris

    I agree with Drew.

    Pretty pointless and cheap.

    / Atheist

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