I was recently driving back to my parent’s farm in Iowa when I got a flat tire on a gravel road near there. When I got out of my car to change it I noticed a DV cam tape laying in the dirt on the side of the road. I figured it was trashed but I stuck it in my pocket and took it with me. Luckily I had brought my own DV cam home with me so I tried the cassette and amazingly it worked. This is the video I was able to get off it. I don’t know what to make of it. I blurred the people’s faces since I don’t know who they are or what happened to them.

 

Creepy Video from a Tape I Found - These bloopers are hilarious

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I believe in a lame sort of attack on my atheist beliefs someone signed me up to receive a bunch of neo-conservative newsletters from such lovely people as the AFA (American Family Association) and Ann Coulter. I don’t know if they thought that by reading this stuff it would make me change my ways or if they just wanted to punish me but all they did was throw fuel on the fire. These emails are comedy gold. There are also some emails that go directly opposite to my deep held personal beliefs.

The AFA recently emailed me with a link to clips from a Family Guys episode that they described as “a perverted and sickening program“. Of course the words perverted and sickening grabbed my attention and within a few seconds I found myself chuckling at the clips from the episode they described as “so explicit that I can’t even begin to describe it here.” I then found myself clicking on the link urging me to file a complaint with the FCC. Instead of sending their pre-filled rantings about how the show should be canceled I wrote a nice little piece about how Family Guy is a great show and that the people complaining about it to the FCC probably never actually saw the episodes and are only complaining based on clips on the interwebs which were probably pirated. I also explained about my belief that the government should never censor anything on TV. If these people don’t like it they don’t have to watch it. The government can barely run itself so what gives it the right to tell me what I can and cannot watch.

Here’s the Family Guy clips they sent me.

Here is the form to send to the FCC. Feel free to tell them your opinions on this whole situation.

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Somehow in between lying about union secret ballots and fellating Rush Limbaugh Fox News found time to create a controversy out of nothing. They keep reporting on Michelle Obama’s scandalous sleeveless dresses. Who the hell cares if you can see her arms? We all have arms. Well most of us, unless you’re one of our unlucky soldiers who lost a limb in a war based on lies that Fox News is STILL beating the drum for. Getting back on topic, this morning they were talking about how much news coverage the sleeveless first woman has been getting. They quoted how many Google search results came up, never mentioning what those articles actually were about. Number one was a Fox News website. How many of these results are actually people talking about her sleeves and how many are people talking about the coverage of the “controversy”? Or coverage of the coverage of the coverage like this article? That’s not news. It’s a side-handed attack on the Obama administration simply because it places the thought of another controversy in the heads of the neo-conservatives that jack off to The O’Reilly Factor every night. It also fills time in a 24 hour news cycle that probably could be condensed down to about 4. Fox News isn’t the only mainstream media outlet that’s guilty of doing stuff like this but it is probably the most egregious.

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This is an interesting way at looking at a child’s growth. He’s lucky he was born in a family that can afford medical coverage like this. I would have ended up with Captain K’nuckles legs.

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During his visit to Africa, Pope Benedict reaffirmed the ban on condom use that has caused millions of people to be infected by the AIDS virus simply because they think Jesus wouldn’t approve of condom use. Fuck what Jesus thinks about it. People are DYING out there Mr. Ratzinger. Get your delusional head out of your ass and do something about it.

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What should be done to stop the violence? Legalize marijuana. The cartels are fighting over border space so they can smuggle drugs into the United States. The majority of the drugs being smuggled is marijuana. Cannabis sativa has been consistently been shown in studies to be safer than alcohol while having many genuine medical uses. By legalizing and regulating marijuana not only would billions of tax payer dollars be saved from being wasted on the war on drugs but people could be put to work in the U.S. growing hemp and producing for personal and medical uses. Cops could spend their time busting hard drug users and violent criminals instead of arresting people and giving them a permanent record over possession of a plant. Taxes collected on marijuana could be used to help balance the budget and pay for social programs on drug education and treatment. The war on drugs has cost our country trillions of dollars and countless lives. From the murders resulting from the black market to all too common civilian shooting during police drug busts the blood is on the hands of the people that keep denying real life truths in the name of a world built around their morality. To them marijuana is one of the most evil substances in the world. To others its a miracle drug that helps them through chemotherapy, or treats their depression, or helps palsy victims. To others its a recreational drug such as alcohol or tobacco. Morality is relative. In America, the land of the “free”, our politicians shouldn’t be making laws based on their views of what is moral and what isn’t. They should be making laws based on facts and what the people want. That’s what a democracy should be. It’s time for the war on drugs to change. It’s time to legalize marijuana and make our country a safer and stronger America.

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My friend G da Young Mover has been working hard on his new album and I just got done posting 3 free samples to his Myspace page. You can download all three MP3’s from his album State to State Hustlin for free at http://www.myspace.com/gdayoungmover.

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This is from a sign somewhere. These are the religious views of many different religions in reference to shit.

Taoism: Shit happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit?

7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock. “Shit happens.”

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens. Rama lama ding dong.

Atheism: No Shit

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

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While channel surfing the last few nights I’ve come across people like Peter Popoff peddling miracles. Real, genuine, certified, miracles. A lot of religious people don’t notice it but they are being marketed to like never before. What appears to them as preaching is to an outsider an obvious pitch for whatever snake oil they’re selling. Here are some of the more ridiculous miracle products either being sold or given away in the hopes for a “contribution” to help spread the good word.

Miracle Spring Water

This stuff is actually just water from a drainage ditch in New Jersey

This water will help your recieve your miracle. I don’t know how but it might help if you have a urinary tract problem. Maybe you pour it on whatever needs the miracle. I would suggest warming it to body temperature before using it as a Extenze alternative. The shrinkage will cancel out any effects from the miracle.

Miracle Green Handkerchief

Comes full of Jesus' boogers

I don’t know what the hell this is about. Apparently you can use this green handkerchief as a worm hole or something to connect you to your miracle. To me it looks like something cheap to make and light to ship that can possibly hook some poor old woman into sending half of her social security check to them.

Miracle Manna Bread Stuff

Mmmmm, tastes like piece of goddamn bread.

This is some bread that grants miracles. A piece of fucking bread. I would have at least espected a bagel. They call it manna though so WOW players will want it.

Ezekiel 4:9 Cereal

Let Jesus cleanse your colon personally.

I saw some of this at my local grocery store. Apparently the bible is also a great cookbook. This stuff looks like it tastes like ground up leather shoes. With raisins!

Miracle Lord’s Prayer Necklace

Not only is it ugly but it's overpriced as well! Buy now!

Now this is just getting ridiculous. Using the miraculous powers of a goddam magnifying glass you can read a tiny version of the lord’s prayer. Are religious people so anti-science that magnifying glasses freak them the fuck out? It’s refracted light! Quick, throw some miracle spring water at it!

Well there’s the list so far. I’m sure there’s more but I’m too busy rocking out to this sweet Christian rock compliation I ordered off the TV.

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I just got done slapping together my latest website, Kitty Playhouse. The concept is simple. A webcam pointed at my two cat’s playhouse and food dish. They play on it a lot and its pretty funny watching them. They’re not always there but check back often to see if they’ll make an appearance. It also has night vision which is pretty sweet. Click here to check it out.

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