This is from a sign somewhere. These are the religious views of many different religions in reference to shit.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock. “Shit happens.”
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens. Rama lama ding dong.
Atheism: No Shit
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.