Quantcast

gaymarriage

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Posted by Ian, filed under Thoughts. Date: April 28, 2009, 10:02 pm | 5 Comments »

  • Buy Cheap viagra woman Online Cheap Online Pharmacy. WorldWide Shipping.
  • Buying Cheap ativan overdose. Offshore Rx, Best Prices. Guaranteed Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap sildenafil citrate cheap Online Pharmacy At The Best Price! Best Online.
  • Buy Cheapest taking 2 20 mg cialis Now Top Online Pharmacy Supplier. Best Online.
  • Buy Cheapest pain products Online Cheap Online Pharmacy. Best Internet.
  • Buy Cheap cialis how long to work Now WorldWide Shipping. Online Prices For cialis how long to work!
  • impotence levitra Online Without Prescription Best Internet. Best Prices.
  • clonazepam anti anxiety Online Without Prescription Best Online. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheap viagra by mail Now No Prescription Needed For Drugs. Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheapest new drugs for arthritis pain Now Top Online Pharmacy. Best Drugstore.
  • Buy Cheapest viagra next day Online WorldWide Shipping. Online Medical Shop.
  • Buying Cheap discount phentermine. Offshore Rx, Good Prices. Online Medical Shop.
  • Buy Cheap drugs arthritis Now No Prescription Needed. WorldWide Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap generic propecia fda approved Online Safe And Secure Payment System. Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheapest zoloft for anxiety Now Best Prices. No Prescription Needed.
  • Buy Cheap propecia prescriptions Now Order Cheap Meds Without Rx. Best Prices.
  • Buy Cheap energy appetite suppressant Now 24/Online Pharmacy. Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheap pain killer no prescription mexico Online Drugs, Health And Beauty. Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheap narcotic pain pills without a prescription Online Low Prices. Internet Prices For narcotic pain pills without a prescription!
  • Buy Cheap buy now propecia Now Free Viagra Pills! Drugs, Health And Beauty.
  • Buy Cheapest cod tramadol online Now Best Internet. Cheap Prescription Drugs.
  • sildenafil efectos Online Without Prescription Best Online. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheapest prescription drugs without rx Online Special Prices For prescription drugs without rx! Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheap fat burning medication Now Discount Pharmacy Online. Online Medical Shop.
  • Buy Cheapest prescription diet pills Now Best Prices. Order Cheap Meds Without Rx.
  • Buy Cheapest online pain meds without prescription Online No Prescription Needed. Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheap canada cialis online Online Online Medical Shop. Top Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest tadalafil medication Now Best Online. Buy Medications Online.
  • Buy Cheap levitra quit working Now Drugs, Health And Beauty. WorldWide Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap florida migraine headache relief Online Pharmacy At The Best Price! Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheapest cialis mexico Now Internet Prices For cialis mexico! Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheap atenolol 50 mg Now No Prescription Needed. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheap valium side Online Pharmacy At The Best Price! Best Internet.
  • Buy Cheap no prescription meds Online Pharmacy Store. Guaranteed Shipping.
  • Buy Cheapest infertility treatment drugs Now Best Online. The Largest Internet Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheap mexican viagra Now Best Drugstore. Special Prices For mexican viagra!
  • buy alprazolam overnight Online Without Prescription Best Internet. Best Prices.
  • Buy Cheapest lorazepam without prescription Online Best Online. Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest online diet pills Now Safe And Secure Payment System. Low Prices.
  • tramadol cod online Online Without Prescription Best Online. Pharmacy Store.
  • Buy Cheapest lipitor pills Now Pharmacy Store. Pharmacy At The Best Price!
  • Buy Cheap generic levitra effective Online WorldWide Shipping. 24/Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest discount medicine Online Best Internet. Discount Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheap free sample levitra Now Buy Medications Online. Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest clomid pills Now Best Online. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
  • Buy Cheap lowest price viagra Online Best Internet. Cheap Prescription Drugs.
  • Buy Cheapest inderal tablets Now Buy Medications Online. WorldWide Shipping.
  • Buy Cheapest use viagra Now The Largest Internet Pharmacy. Best Prices.
  • Buy Cheapest cialis free trail Online Best Drugstore. Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • cheap cialis jelly Online Without Prescription Best Prices. Best Drugstore.
  • Buy Cheap cod tramadol online Online Cheap Prescription Drugs. Best Online.
  • Buy Cheapest lasix diuretic for sale Now Order Cheap Meds Without Rx. Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheapest effects of ultram Now Best Drugstore. Cheap Prescription Drugs.
  • Buy Cheap weight loss medication Now Cheap Prescription Drugs. Pharmacy Store.
  • strongest phentermine Online Without Prescription Best Prices. Pharmacy Store.
  • Buy Cheap tramadol orders Online Guaranteed Shipping. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheapest to take tadalafil Now Best Prices. Pharmacy At The Best Price!
  • Buy Cheap burn belly fat Online Best Internet. Internet Prices For burn belly fat!
  • Buy Cheapest buy klonopin online Now Online Medical Shop. Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest ativan description Now WorldWide Shipping. Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheap ambien cost Now Internet Prices For ambien cost! Best Prices.
  • Buying Cheap digest weight loss pill. Mexican Rx, Good Prices. 24/Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheap diazepam is valium Now 24/Internet)(safe Pharmacy. Best Drugstore.
  • Buy Cheap ativan sublingual Now 24/Online Pharmacy. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheap xanax alternatives Now Best Internet. Discount Pharmacy Online.
  • Buy Cheapest how to get prescribed pain killers Online Pharmacy Store. Guaranteed Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap money order tramadol Now No Prescription Needed. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheap buy phentermine Now Discount Pharmacy Online. Free Viagra Pills!
  • Buy Cheapest online weight loss prescriptions Online Best Internet. No Prescription Needed.
  • Buy Cheap tramadol sales Online Internet Prices For tramadol sales! Best Online.
  • Buy Cheapest levitra dose and frequency Now Best Online. Discount Pharmacy Online.
  • Buy Cheap no prescription diet pills Online WorldWide Shipping. 24/Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest cheapest internet drugs Online Buy Medications Online. Best Prices.
  • Buy Cheap cheap cialis tadalafil Online Cheap Online Pharmacy. Best Internet.
  • Buy Cheap weight loss pills men Online 24/Online Pharmacy. Best Internet.
  • Buy Cheap purchase generic viagra Now Cheap Pharmacy Online. Guaranteed Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap rosacea viagra Online Free Viagra Pills! Cheap Pharmacy Online.
  • Buy Cheapest drug store ultram Now Best Prices. Pharmacy At The Best Price!
  • Buy Cheap plavix Online Online Prices For plavix! Best Online.
  • Buy Cheapest promethazine vc w codeine adult dosage Online Online Prices For promethazine vc w codeine adult dosage! Best Internet.
  • Buy Cheap walmart pharmacy list Now Best Internet. Online Prices For walmart pharmacy list!
  • Buy Cheap viagra testosterone Online Pharmacy Store. Online Prices For viagra testosterone!
  • Buy Cheapest medications for weight loss Now Pharmacy At The Best Price! Best Prices.
  • Buy Cheap tramadol cheap online Now Guaranteed Shipping. Online Prices For tramadol cheap online!
  • Buy Cheap fastest easiest cheapest weight loss Now Free Viagra Pills! Cheap Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest valium express uk Online Low Prices. Order Cheap Meds Without Rx.
  • Buy Cheapest buy phentermine without rx Online Online Medical Shop. WorldWide Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap generic finasteride Now Guaranteed Shipping. Discount Pharmacy Online.
  • Buy Cheap generic pharmacy Now Order Cheap Meds Without Rx. Pharmacy Store.
  • Buy Cheap drugs valium Online Cheap Online Pharmacy. Online Medical Shop.
  • Buy Cheap anti depression medication Online Online Medical Shop. Best Drugstore.
  • Buy Cheap california board of pharmacy Now 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Pharmacy Store.
  • Buy Cheap viagra sildenafil citrate Online Discount Online Pharmacy. Best Internet.
  • Buy Cheap tadalafil uk Online Best Drugstore. Special Prices For tadalafil uk!
  • Buy Cheapest levitra ejaculate Online Best Online. Top Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheapest cheap online pharmacy tramadol Online Pharmacy Store. Online Medical Shop.
  • buy ativan without prescription Online Without Prescription Best Drugstore. Low Prices.
  • Buy Cheap trazodone drug Now Discount Online Pharmacy. Guaranteed Shipping.
  • Buy Cheap on line drugs Now Free Viagra Pills! Discount Online Pharmacy.
  • Buy Cheap weight loss supplements Online Best Online. Cheap Prescription Drugs.