Sometimes life give you moments that just make you want to scream “FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!” at the top of your lungs. Share these with your friends and family. I’ll make you feel better.


It’s meme-tastic and there’s more products to choose from right here. Find the one that’s right for your sworn enemy.
Posted by Ian, filed under Atheism, Images, Thoughts. Date: December 30, 2009, 4:13 am | No Comments »

They don’t call it the Fraternal Order of Police for nothing.
Posted by Ian, filed under Images, Thoughts. Date: December 27, 2009, 1:12 am | No Comments »

“I say on the air all time, ‘if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.’” – Glenn Beck
Posted by Ian, filed under Reasons to Just Kill Yourself. Date: December 25, 2009, 10:36 pm | No Comments »

Everyone knows that the rest of the globe is just space filler. Looks like the intro to Moral Orel. My hometown is Moralton. It’s scary accurate.
Posted by Ian, filed under Atheism, Images. Date: December 23, 2009, 8:15 pm | No Comments »
When it really comes down to it and you need someone that’s always there in a clinch you can turn to Jeebus. He’s swell.
Buy this. Now. Do it.
Posted by Ian, filed under Atheism. Date: December 20, 2009, 7:26 am | No Comments »
My back and left leg are causing me a lot of pain. I do not have insurance but I’m sure you can get Dr. Cuddy to find a way to cover my tests. I think I need a new spine made of titanium or a spine made from Vicodin. If possible please include Dr. Cameron and Thirteen in your diagnosis as I think they could make me feel better. Attached is a copy of my MRI results. I look forward to your zany antics involved in curing my condition.

Sincerely,
Ian’s Brain
Posted by Ian, filed under Thoughts. Date: December 18, 2009, 3:39 am | No Comments »
I do believe I smell a pork product of some kind.

Buy this on a thing. Now.
When seconds count 911 is only minutes away.
Posted by Ian, filed under Images. Date: December 18, 2009, 3:01 am | No Comments »
I’m not going to describe Oral Roberts as an evangelist. CNN and the other guys have already done that. I’m going to call him a conman. Apparently raising $8 million only buys you enough life to get to 91. His hair was 23.
Posted by Ian, filed under Atheism, Sounds, Thoughts, Twitter. Date: December 17, 2009, 3:43 am | No Comments »

Buy it!
Why get even when you can get odd?
Posted by Ian, filed under Images. Date: December 16, 2009, 5:16 am | No Comments »
Posted by Ian, filed under Reasons to Just Kill Yourself. Date: December 13, 2009, 2:39 am | No Comments »
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