18 Dec
Dear Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
My back and left leg are causing me a lot of pain. I do not have insurance but I’m sure you can get Dr. Cuddy to find a way to cover my tests. I think I need a new spine made of titanium or a spine made from Vicodin. If possible please include Dr. Cameron and Thirteen in your diagnosis as I think they could make me feel better. Attached is a copy of my MRI results. I look forward to your zany antics involved in curing my condition.
Sincerely,
Ian’s Brain














