Because they are greedy corporations whose stock may go down if Wall Street has its correction. Polls show that the American people are against this $700 billion bailout but the media keeps talking about it like its inevitable that it will pass.

Sarah Palin is still out spreading lies about her support and then lack of support for the bridge to nowhere. I made this today out of spite for the people that keep believing this bullshit.

According to Bob Woodward the drop in violence has little to do with the surge and everything to do with a top secret military operation he likens to the Manhatten Project. Apparently, in a lab somewhere, a team of researchers have finally developed the much rumored SOTLBE (Sub-Orbital Terrorist Laser Brain Exploder). CNN has a story about it here.

Sorry to make two CNN posts in two days but I just saw this on their homepage.

A woman spraining her hand is a developing story? Seriously, CNN. Just stop it. And whats with that CNN Shirt ad?

Days after the Olympic opening ceremony CNN is trying to dig up controversy about it. From the obviously fake fireworks which they stated was a cinematic element and wasn’t actually happening to the girl who was obviously lip syncing, they are trying every angle to try to make people upset about the ceremony. What I don’t understand is why. There’s plenty of other news they could talk about to piss me off. Like this for example… Hey CNN, did you notice that the guy playing the piano with that little girl wasn’t really playing either? Oh, the humanity!

Well after passing the FISA bill there is one more nail in the coffin of freedom in America. The shining beacon on a hill is becoming a searchlight on a guard tower.

Watch this ad for climate change action from WeCanSolveIt.

Notice when Al Sharpton says that he’s on the left and Pat Robertson just says that he’s usually right. Really? Are you usually correct? I would beg to differ.

Here are some of the best words or sayings to can get by rearranging the letters that spell Stumble Upon.

Noble Sputum

Entomb Lupus

Subplot Menu

Tumbles On Up

Lubes Mop Nut

Tubes Lump On 

Buns Emu Plot

Bunt Elm Soup

I thought it would be fun to let people photoshop images of what they think these mean. Email your entries to ian.souter@gmail.com. I’ll post any good entries here.

Yup, these things are ruining StumbleUpon. If you come across one thumb it down like you’re at a gladiator fight in the Colosseum. Banish these things back to the smelly, sticky, depths of the interwebs where they belong.

This poll was on CNN.com today. Apparently most people are dirty liars and their pants are on fire.