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	<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>2008 Election Toys</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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I saw these in a crane game at my local grocery store the other day. Hillary and McCain look ok but WTF is up with Obama&#8217;s face?




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<p>I saw these in a crane game at my local grocery store the other day. Hillary and McCain look ok but WTF is up with Obama&#8217;s face?</p>
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		<title>Why Does The Media Want The Bailout To Pass?</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/10/01/why-does-the-media-want-the-bailout-to-pass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[bailout]]></category>

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Because they are greedy corporations whose stock may go down if Wall Street has its correction. Polls show that the American people are against this $700 billion bailout but the media keeps talking about it like its inevitable that it will pass.
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<p>Because they are greedy corporations whose stock may go down if Wall Street has its correction. Polls show that the American people are against this $700 billion bailout but the media keeps talking about it like its inevitable that it will pass.</p>
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		<title>Palin Was For The Money Before She Was Against It, But Then She Kept It Anyway.</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/09/11/palin-was-for-the-money-before-she-was-against-it-but-then-she-kept-it-anyway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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Sarah Palin is still out spreading lies about her support and then lack of support for the bridge to nowhere. I made this today out of spite for the people that keep believing this bullshit.

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<p>Sarah Palin is still out spreading lies about her support and then lack of support for the bridge to nowhere. I made this today out of spite for the people that keep believing this bullshit.<br />
<img alt="" src="http://iansouter.com/brain/images/palin_thanks.jpg" title="Palin Loves Bridge Money" class="alignleft" width="300" height="604" /></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Official. Bob Woodward Has Finally Gone Batshiat Insane.</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/09/09/its-official-bob-woodward-has-finally-gone-batshiat-insane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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According to Bob Woodward the drop in violence has little to do with the surge and everything to do with a top secret military operation he likens to the Manhatten Project. Apparently, in a lab somewhere, a team of researchers have finally developed the much rumored SOTLBE (Sub-Orbital Terrorist Laser Brain Exploder). CNN has a [...]]]></description>
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<p>According to Bob Woodward the drop in violence has little to do with the surge and everything to do with a top secret military operation he likens to the Manhatten Project. Apparently, in a lab somewhere, a team of researchers have finally developed the much rumored SOTLBE (Sub-Orbital Terrorist Laser Brain Exploder). CNN has a story about it <a title="Secret killing program is key in Iraq, Woodward says" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/09/iraq.secret/index.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/09/iraq.secret/index.html');" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" title="SOTLBE in Action" src="http://iansouter.com/brain/images/head_explode.jpg" alt="Terrorist Brain Explosion" width="431" height="300" /></p>
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		<title>Silly Putty Time-lapse</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/09/07/silly-putty-time-lapse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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I made this video at work when I was bored.
 Silly Putty Timelapse - Click here for another funny movie. 
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<p>I made this video at work when I was bored.<br />
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		<title>Scaring the Bejeebus out of Someone with an Airhorn</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/09/05/scaring-the-bejeebus-out-of-someone-with-an-airhorn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a video of a kid getting the crap scared out of him with an airhorn at a friend of mine's family restaurant.]]></description>
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		<title>George Lucas Dateline Interview</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/09/02/george-lucas-dateline-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Blowing up a Computer</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/08/20/blowing-up-a-computer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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This computer was asking for it for a long time so I finally took it out back and blew it straight to hell. I noticed the hill behind my house looks a little like the XP wallpaper so I made it into a little Windows XP spoof. Enjoy.

Blowing Up a Computer with Style. - Watch [...]]]></description>
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<p>This computer was asking for it for a long time so I finally took it out back and blew it straight to hell. I noticed the hill behind my house looks a little like the XP wallpaper so I made it into a little Windows XP spoof. Enjoy.<br />
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		<title>WTF CNN</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/08/13/wtf-cnn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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Sorry to make two CNN posts in two days but I just saw this on their homepage.

A woman spraining her hand is a developing story? Seriously, CNN. Just stop it. And whats with that CNN Shirt ad?
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<p>Sorry to make two CNN posts in two days but I just saw this on their homepage.</p>
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<p>A woman spraining her hand is a developing story? Seriously, CNN. Just stop it. And whats with that CNN Shirt ad?</p>
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		<title>What is CNN up to?</title>
		<link>http://iansbrain.com/2008/08/12/what-is-cnn-up-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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Days after the Olympic opening ceremony CNN is trying to dig up controversy about it. From the obviously fake fireworks which they stated was a cinematic element and wasn&#8217;t actually happening to the girl who was obviously lip syncing, they are trying every angle to try to make people upset about the ceremony. What I [...]]]></description>
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<p>Days after the Olympic opening ceremony CNN is trying to dig up controversy about it. From the obviously <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/08/12/fake.fireworks.ap/index.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/08/12/fake.fireworks.ap/index.html');" title="CG fireworks">fake fireworks</a> which they stated was a cinematic element and wasn&#8217;t actually happening to the girl who was obviously <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/08/12/oly.kids/index.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/08/12/oly.kids/index.html');" title="Lip syncing girl">lip syncing</a>, they are trying every angle to try to make people upset about the ceremony. What I don&#8217;t understand is why. There&#8217;s plenty of other news they could talk about to piss me off. Like <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26143098" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26143098');" title="Bush relaxes endangered species rules" target="_blank">this</a> for example&#8230; Hey CNN, did you notice that the guy playing the piano with that little girl wasn&#8217;t really playing either? Oh, the humanity!</p>
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